President Obama Speaks to School Children, Or… ROFLMMFAO, Anarchists Win!

Okay, I would have posted this earlier, but I was afraid to give away the master plan before the first step was successful…

Some of you may know that I dabbled a bit in anarchy in (my first attempt at) college.  And I’ve always had a bit of a fascination for revolutions and revolutionaries. I dropped that, however, when I had kids and realized I couldn’t support them very well outside of the capitalist system.

So I am totally amazed at how well the anti-establishment, far-leaning liberals accused of working to destroy our fair country have done their work.They’ve turned conservatives into anarchists.

HaHaHAHAHAHA! HAHA HAAAA! ( <—– That’s an evil genius laugh, by the way. Had I know a decade ago that my anarchist buddies would be so successful, I would have stuck with the winning side. Now I’m a little rusty and have to catch up.)

Here’s the beauty of it…..the ironic twist that is the master stroke of any evil genius’ plan……

The enemy has accepted and is promoting the values it formerly vilified among his own children!!!!

I mean, come on? Keep your kids home from school so they won’t hear a speech by the President of the United States of America – the country you claim to love so much? (Sounds like the love is a little conditional to me….) This from the people who told us after 9/11 that we MUST support the President no matter what and ASK NO QUESTIONS. From people who said, “If you’re not with us, you’re against us” ?

My, my, my how things change! Any day now, I’m expecting the leaders of the Moral Majority to show up for a reunion and burn American flags on the White House lawn. I can hear it now…..  “But it’s okay if we do it. We’re the good guys!”

Now, I’m pretty out there sometimes, but I never banned my child from listening to our former President Bush, and I was pretty convinced that he was evil incarnate (not Laura, though – I love Miss Laura, and you can tell her I said so). I mean, the guy was the President, regardless of what I thought of him, and deserved at least an outward show of respect in front of others, because he represented us as a whole.  Besides, I was raised with manners, which means I can disagree with someone without dehumanizing him.

But HAD Bush ever given a school speech, and HAD I ever refused to let my child go watch it, no one would have been surprised. Nope, my conservative friends would have shaken their heads and talked crap. They’d have said, “Crazy tree-hugger.” Or “Sinner!”

Or “I can’t believe she is teaching her children to be disrespectful of our government! Can’t she go to Guantanamo for that? Isn’t that illegal because of the Patriot Act? Tap her phone line! It’ s downright unpatriotic! She must be a secret Muslim spy. When her children grow up to be criminals, I won’t be a bit surprised!”

Now, protests have their place. For instance, if Obama was promoting murder, segregation, world domination, nuclear war, rape, or the dissolution of the middle class, I’d be out there waving a sign tomorrow. But I’m really not going to have a fit if he wants to tell my son to stay in school. And I love the idea of kids writing about how they can help the government – that’s civic responsibility right there! It used to be that we wanted our children to learn that!

I heard someone say that politics don’t belong in school. That’s about the dumbest thing I’ve heard this year. Where else does it belong, but in the place that indoctrinates us into loving our country, teaching us the great history of our great land?

Mark my words, these parents are going to be shocked one day when they tell their child, “No, you can’t watch that movie.”  Here’s the breakdown:

Teenager: Oh yes, I can!

Parent: I will stop you!

Teenager: You and what army?

Parent: I am the authority here!

Teenager: (adjusting his cross and crown t-shirt) Forget authority! There is no authority! I can choose not to listen to you! I didn’t elect you!

Teenage angst – how sweet the sound!

Now, don’t misunderstand me …. I think it is pretty awesome that parents are staging protests using the minds and bodies of their vulnerable and impressionable children. After all,  it worked for the communists and the socialists.

But I can’t help but think of what my Granny taught me whenever she’d catch me dissing people for doing things I didn’t agree with or understand – THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, GO I.

So, by all means, please use the very tactics that you once ostracized and derided other people for using, against the same authority office that you once revered and were willing to taunt, maim, kill, or torture for in order to protect it.

TREE-HUGGERS UNDERMINE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT BY INCITING FUNDAMENTALISTS TO TEACH CHILDREN DERISION OF ELECTED AUTHORITY!

Now that’s a conspiracy theory I would never have believed if I hadn’t seen it…..

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~ by gypsyjonga on September 8, 2009.

5 Responses to “President Obama Speaks to School Children, Or… ROFLMMFAO, Anarchists Win!”

  1. omg, i pray that William reads this. hahahahaha!

  2. Well done. I’m pleased to have a friend to articulate what I’m thinking!

  3. Brilliant. Well said. Bravo…

  4. You know, as soon as this whole universal health care topic really came to light, I really started to listen, and I can 100% connect with what you said above.

    This would be a great, jacked up and drinking 40’s kind of conversation…

    For the first time in my life, I can relate more to the conservatives than the liberals.. In some sense, that is.

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